Nope, That's A Nipple

Yesterday, we were getting ready to head down to my sister-in-law's farm to have a picnic and celebrate the official start of summer. Robert was standing in the kitchen, taking his allergy medicine and vitamins.

Robert: *looks around on floor*

Me: Did you drop one? 

Robert: I thought I did, it felt like I did. 

Me: Check your chest hair. 

Robert: *feels around in his shirt* Oh there it--nope, that's a nipple. 

Me: That is so going on the blog. 

Robert: *sigh* Note to self...Never speak around wife again.