The Angry Midget and I were in the garden yesterday, and she shared with me her plans for the future.
TAM: That's why I want to be the President when I grow up. So I can make laws to protect animals so I can keep them safe.
Me: So does that mean you're going to stop eating meat and be a vegetarian?
TAM: No way! Animals are tasty. I just meant keep them safe from pollution and stuff. I'm still gonna eat 'em.
Yep, that's my little meat eater. Concerned, but still hungry.