Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Angry Midget Does Not Approve This Message

The following happened after The Angry Midget watched her 100,000th (that may be a conservative estimate) political ad.

TAM: I'm Makaya Meyer and I DON'T approve this time of year.
Me: *Raises Eyebrow*
TAM: What? I can't stand voting time. It's all: 
"Blah, blah, blah. I'm better than Obama."
"Blah, blah, blah. I'm better than Romney."
"Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. BLAH."
 It's so annoying!

Remember, she's only eight. Politicians better watch out for her when she's older.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sometimes You Just Have To Wear A Bra

The following is the conversation I had with myself on the way to pick up the pizza last night.

Voice in my head (This voice sounds remarkably like my mother by the way): I can't believe you're wearing that out in public

Me: What? I put a bra on didn't I?

Voice in my head: *rolls eyes*

Pretty sure I won that one.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

The Angry Midget Gets Me

The following was a conversation at the breakfast table Sunday morning.

Me: I love this cartoon. I don't even know why, but it just makes my day.
The Angry Midget: Probably because it has swearing. And pigeons. Pigeons are stupid.

I love that kid.


Silent Sunday