Yesterday, we were getting ready to head down to my sister-in-law's farm to have a picnic and celebrate the official start of summer. Robert was standing in the kitchen, taking his allergy medicine and vitamins.
Robert: *looks around on floor*
Me: Did you drop one?
Robert: I thought I did, it felt like I did.
Me: Check your chest hair.
Robert: *feels around in his shirt* Oh there it--nope, that's a nipple.
Me: That is so going on the blog.
Robert: *sigh* Note to self...Never speak around wife again.