About Me

I've been told I swear too much, and rant too much on my blog.
I told those people to kindly take a flying leap and fuck right the hell off.
I'm a Mum to two girls (The Angry Midget and Danger Baby) and wife to Robert.
I've been a wife since 2000 and a mum since 2004 and in 2010 I renewed my membership.
I'm a writer, knitter, reader, provider of "nursies" to Danger Baby, recovering professional chef/baker (no, I will not cook for you--what part of "recovering" didn't you understand?),  the official family record keeper/paparazzi, and the live-in maid.
I love and hate my life depending on which hat I'm wearing at the moment (the "Changing-a-poopy-diaper" hat produces far fewer love vibes than the "Knitter" or "Nursies" hat.)
My husband and children are frustrating and funny, exasperating and exciting, and I love them all dearly.
I've managed to keep them all alive, despite their best efforts, and will hopefully continue to enjoy success in that effort.
If you can relate to any of this, then I encourage you to continue reading and commenting.
XO

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