The Angry Midget is really very smart, but sometimes she just has to learn things the hard way.
The pumpkin in question |
TAM: *looking at the mostly rotten very frozen pumpkin on our front deck* Can I just shove that thing off the porch?
Me: Sure, if you can. It's probably frozen to the porch though.
TAM: Ok!! *gleefully bounces up steps and starts shoving at pumpkin with her foot*
Me: *after watching her struggle with the pumpkin* I told you it was probably frozen to the concrete.
TAM: *kicks the very frozen pumpkin with her toes* OUCH! STUPID PUMPKIN! *kicks frozen pumpkin, again* OWWW!
Me: Maybe stop kicking the pumpkin if it hurts.
TAM: *huffs and kicks pumpkin again* *mutters* Stupid pumpkin. *stomps into house*
The Angry Midget.
I love her, even if she isn't always the brightest crayon in the box.
My special Angry Midget Unicorn
My kids are totally going to do this. I know they will because their father does the EXACT SAME THING.
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