Thursday, February 6, 2014

The Angry Midget Learns A Hard Lesson About Frozen Pumpkins

The Angry Midget is really very smart, but sometimes she just has to learn things the hard way.

The pumpkin in question

TAM: *looking at the mostly rotten very frozen pumpkin on our front deck* Can I just shove that thing off the porch?
Me: Sure, if you can. It's probably frozen to the porch though.
TAM: Ok!! *gleefully bounces up steps and starts shoving at pumpkin with her foot*
Me: *after watching her struggle with the pumpkin* I told you it was probably frozen to the concrete. 
TAM: *kicks the very frozen pumpkin with her toes* OUCH! STUPID PUMPKIN! *kicks frozen pumpkin, again* OWWW!
Me: Maybe stop kicking the pumpkin if it hurts.
TAM: *huffs and kicks pumpkin again* *mutters* Stupid pumpkin. *stomps into house* 

The Angry Midget.

I love her, even if she isn't always the brightest crayon in the box.

My special Angry Midget Unicorn 


  1. My kids are totally going to do this. I know they will because their father does the EXACT SAME THING.

  2. We have a frozen pumpkin on our deck too!


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