The following is an actual conversation I just had with my 2 year old:
Danger Baby: *puts toy phone to my ear* Mama, this is my boyfriend, Nicky. He wants to talk to you.
Me: *has pretend conversation with imaginary boyfriend* *hands phone back*
DB: That is Nicky, he is my boyfriend. He is bigger than me, and he is older. He is your friend. Is he your boobie friend?
What is a "boobie friend?"