What is Silent Sunday? Click the badge to find out.
Want to join the fun and see more Silent Sundays? Here's the linky:
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Silent Sunday
What is Silent Sunday? Click the badge to find out.
Want to join the fun and see more Silent Sundays? Here's the linky:
Monday, February 27, 2012
Juicy Beef: A Conversation I Actually Had With My Husband Today
Me: Oh, this is the show I was telling you about, GCB. It looks like it'll be pretty good.
Robert: What? "Juicy Beef"? Uh, I don't think I need to see that.
Me: "Juicy Beef"? Really? No, G-C-B. Remember, "Good Christian Bitches"?
Robert: Ok, because Juicy Beef does not sound like a show I would enjoy. That sounds like a show you can watch in one room while I'm watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in another room. Far, far away from the Juicy Beef show.
Me: Juicy Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Robert: *contorted grossed out face*
Me: I'm so blogging this.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
An Open Letter To Rick Santorum
The following is an open letter to Rick Santorum:
 |
Photo Credit:
|
For the past week, you have been staying at the HGI in Urbandale, IA. My husband is the chef there, and he has been cooking you breakfast every day. Breakfast that you have been stealing.
Yeah, that's right, you've been STEALING it. Breakfast at the HGI is not free, Mr. Santorum. Your refusal to pay is the same as dining and dashing, and it also has a direct impact on the economy of Iowa. How's that you ask? Please allow me to break it down for you.
You, Mr. Santorum, don't pay for your meal >> the cost of that stolen food raises my husband's food cost percentage >> as his food cost percentage rises, his bonus amount falls >> as his bonus shrinks, our ability to pay bills or return money to the local economy suffers >> restricted cash flow to the local economy causes loss of jobs and skyrocketing unemployment rates. All because you couldn't slap down a few bucks.
Way to help protect jobs and lower the unemployment rate.
So, just to recap: Rick Santorum doesn't want to shell out $8 for breakfast which leads to massive unemployment, poverty,general despair, and (eventually) anarchy for Iowa and it's residents.
Thanks Rick. Hope you remember that next time you climb on to that multi-million dollar mansion on wheels you've been riding around in.
 |
| I love that he parks his rolling mansion right out front taking up six spots for the bus and a seventh for the white van that's also part of his circus. Makes it hard for other hotel guests to get a decent spot when you do that Rick. |
 |
He is, however, a clown.
Photo Credit:
|
***DISCLAIMER***
Rick Santorum may not actually be the anti-Christ, nor is it likely that he will single-handedly bring about full on anarchy (though I have heard he's lobbying hard for the Apocalypse.)
Also, this is my own humble personal opinion, and in no way reflects the opinions of my husband, the HGI Johnston, or any of it's employees.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)