Life Happens So Smile

Danger Baby and I went to the grocery store today. She really likes the little kid-sized carts they have there. Unfortunately for strangers...

The Angry Midget is really very smart, but sometimes she just has to learn things the hard way. The pumpkin in question TAM: *looki...

The following is a conversation between Danger Baby and her dad: Robert: *gets pack of gum out of pocket* Danger Baby: What's that...

Today is my birthday. (Yea!!) About a week ago, The Angry Midget asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her a card and a Kit...

The following is an actual conversation I just had with my 2 year old: Danger Baby: *puts toy phone to my ear* Mama, this is my boyfrien...

While getting Danger Baby into her diaper this afternoon, I had a very revealing conversation with her. DB: Poop poop poop *grabs butt-c...

While getting ready for the day, Danger Baby had some questions for me. DB: Mama, do you like Pocahontas? Me: Sure, I guess she's ...

Photos have taken over this blog. I have several posts sitting in the draft folder. Some just need a final polish, others are barely more...

After seeing a comment on a friend's status, I was reminded of an old saying: "It's colder than a witch's titty outsid...

Ugh. I should be writing. I'm not. This could be a problem. I'm homesick not just for home, but for a person who used to be ...

The following happened after The Angry Midget watched her 100,000th (that may be a conservative estimate) political ad. TAM: I'm Maka...

The following is the conversation I had with myself on the way to pick up the pizza last night. Voice in my head (This voice sounds remark...

The following was a conversation at the breakfast table Sunday morning. Me: I love this cartoon. I don't even know why, but it just m...

Conversation between Robert and I about a drum video: R: You have to see this drum video. Search YouTube for "How To Tune Your Sna...

Yesterday, we were getting ready to head down to my sister-in-law's farm to have a picnic and celebrate the official start of summer. R...

Doomed, I say! After a discussion with The Angry Midget about her homework, I have come to the conclusion that we are all doomed. Thi...

UPDATED: On Monday, Robert and I did a little work in the yard, the following is a conversation we had about said work. Robert (yelling...

Robert and I were in the car this afternoon, and a commercial for a show I've been looking forward to seeing came on. The following co...